Mixed Species Bad Holiday Sweater Cards

Here’s a little screen shot that has been leaked to the press of one of our new Holiday cards! Get ready to see these little loads of happiness in your stockings and attached to something that hopefully has a receipt in it! Merry Christmas!

Christmas Poo Card


Planet X from our Conspiracy Theory Coloring Book

We are cranking on our Conspiracy Theory Coloring Book in order to get it ready for you holiday shoppers! As we start sharing some of these images you will quickly notice that we have illustrated some of our favorite conspiracy theories. You will also notice that we have dressed them up a bit by swapping food for the key elements in the theories.

Planet X On Screen

What kid or adult doesn’t want to color in a giant glazed donut as Planet X / Nibiru?! In the above pic we are playing around with some colors to make sure it holds up well when it’s colored.

Eat Locals Customer Appreciation Photo


This is EXACTLY why we ask for people to send in their favorite pics wearing our gear. The lucky gentleman (Colt Seavers) can be seen here wearing our Eat Locals tee. More importantly it’s his 40th birthday. Now pay close attention to the decor.

1.) Two 40’s duck taped to his hands. (thoughtful)

2.) A pretty bouquet of balloons. (sensitive)

3.) A Go-Pro Camera strapped to his chest. (evidence)

This picture looks like it was straight out of one of our Mixed Species product brainstorming sessions. All we can say is Colt Seavers we salute you! You have done yourself and all of us justice. Hopefully you wrote a pre-apology letter to your loved ones before this party really got out of hand!

Mixed Species does Motel 6.

Spawn of the Narwhal

The picture above was captured as Hairy McSpecies attempts to release his crabs back to the wild.

After many years in the ad industry I can’t help but to often think of potential secondary ways to add value to current ad campaigns. It never ceases to amaze me that you can still rent a room in a national chain hotel for $39.99! The upsell potential for one of these chains would be the water tight alibi for anything bad that could potentially happen that night.

Bed Bugs, Crabs, any of of a handful of STDs, a bad tattoo, gold dental work, World Champion Indian Leg Wrestling title you name it.

They could all be blamed on a bad night at Motel 6.

Motel 6 …. you’re welcome!

Face McSpecies

Conspiracy Theory Coloring Book


You read it right! We (we = Hairy McSpecies) are currently working on a conspiracy theory themed coloring book for kids. So far we have covered the illuminati, chem trails, mining the moon and more.

What are your favorite conspiracy theories?

Any theories we choose to illustrate gets you a free coloring book signed by the Mixed Species guys! (word is we’ll sign it without using our hands …)

Face McSpecies

Half a genius!

We are well in to our seventh year of Mixed Species being alive and kicking. Through those seven years my role as part of this crafting chaos have varied from creator, social media circus barker, muse, bail poster and provider of fire to gasoline. Overall I am the Sonny to our Mixed Species Cher. (Hairy McSpecies)

My goal first and foremost has and always will be to entertain. If I can make you laugh or make your friends laugh or make my parents uncomfortable I am happy.  Through this blog I look to share the crazy stories we have accumulated over the past seven plus years as well  bounce future project ideas off of everyone and also curate some of the combined interests that make Mixed Species who we are. Image